The best Dad Jokes

Dad Jokes, you like it or you hate it. For those of you who may not know what a Dad Joke is, it is usually a short joke which involves a pun. It is about a question and answer. Usually the jokes are not meant to be offensive, but rather humoristic. The jokes are often made by stereotypical fathers who like their jokes very much themselves. In the family who have heard these jokes many times before, it can trigger a reaction over time.

I would say the most famous Dad Joke is "Dad, I'm hungry," to which the father will reply, "Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad." I used to hear this one quite often and it certainly didn't make me laugh.

So, here are a some of the "best" Dad Jokes, according to the stereotypical fathers.

#1

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

#2  

DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

#3 

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

#4 

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

#5 

My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...

#6

MOM: "How do I look?" DAD: "With your eyes."

#7

KID: "Dad, make me a sandwich!" DAD: "Poof, you’re a sandwich!”